The Coffee Shop AU Chapter 2 - Iced Coffee

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The Coffee Shop AU – Chapter 2: Iced Coffee

 

 I had to wake up early today in order to open the shop. My turn to do this was supposed to come on Friday, but they moved it to Tuesday because Vert discovered I spent an hour worth’s of work in putting my uniform on. But today I won’t be so stupid, I came prepared: The clothes that I’m wearing right now are in fact stripper-like tear away clothes, my uniform laying beneath them.

 

-“The customers are going to be so surprised!” – I said to myself, while twisting the key in its respective padlock and opening the iron curtain. Compa was still there, sleeping. I immediately did what any rational person would do and shook her violently.

-“HEEEEEEEY!!!! IT’S ABOUT TIME TO WAKE UP YOU SLEEPHEAAAAAAAAD!!!!” – I said while gently gifting her my soft voice not unlike a sweet gentle summer breeze.

-“Wha…? What happened, desu?”

-“You passed out while eating our cake because we rock so much” – I immediately lifted my left hand and high-fived it with my right.

-“Oh…. Right…. Yeah, it was pretty good, desu.” – PRETTY GOOD?? SHE APPARENTLY JOKED – “Do you have anything to clean my face with, desu?”

-“Sure” – I reached into my pocket and handed her a handkerchief with a highly detailed picture of my face on it. – “Listen, I have to clean the shop and get everything ready, so I’ll be quite happy if you left.”

-“Oh no, no desu. I can’t possibly leave without repaying you your kindness, desu! Without this handkerchief, I would have gone to school with cake on my face, and been the laughingstock of everyone in GAUmindustri, desu! And also I drank all your warm milk because I couldn’t sleep last night, desu.”

-“Fine, fine.” – A person as loving and patient as myself couldn’t possibly recline that offer. I grabbed a mop nearby and threw it in her arms – “Please mop the floor while I clean the tables.”

-“You know? We’re not so different you and I, desu.” – Said Compa – “In another universe, in another dimension, we could’ve been the best of pals, desu.”

-“……” – I stayed in silence waiting for her to go for the kill.

-“…….in another hyperdimension….”

-“Oh my god…” – My eyes rolled so far back that I could see the music video of the song I had stuck in my head since the day before – “Just get to work, would you? Vert is quite strict when it comes to opening time.” – Having said that I tore apart my clothes revealing my uniform.

-“WHAT THE-!?”

-(“Success…”) – I thought to myself.

 

 

 The next person to arrive was Vert. She was so obviously here for fanservice that I didn’t even bother to notice the incredible amount of papers she was bringing under her arm, the poorly closed suitcase in her left hand, her shaking right hand holding a coffee cup, and the messy hair that adorned her tired and irritated face.

 

-“Gee, Vert.” – I sitcom-y said – “If you’re going to enter drinking coffee make sure it’s at least our brand so that we can get some ad revenue.”

-“Screw you Neptune, I don’t drink garbage.” – She drank the rest of the coffee in one sip and threw the cup in a garbage can before looking at Compa – “Hey there! Welcome to our Coffee Shop, how can I help you?”

-“Oh, hi there! I’m Compa, desu. And I’m here with Nep-“

-“Compa? As in k0mp4_killz_u_666?”

-“Well, no… that’s just the tag that I use when I play WoW, desu.”

 

 Having heard that, Vert grabbed a nearby soda bottle and smashed it in Compa’s head, knocking her unconscious.

 

-“She killed me last night.” – Said Vert while tossing the rest of the bottle aside and cleaning some soda from her chest. She was fanservicing so hard. –“ I’ll be in my office if you need anything Nep Nep. “

 

 She disappeared behind her office’s door to do some serious work instead of playing videogames, I’m sure. Compa stood up slowly.

 

-“Isn’t she hot?” – I said completely void of empty – “She’s such an eye candy that I can bet all of her dialogue lines in this thing are going to be suggestive.”

-“Ten dollars say that at one point some character is going to get mad because Vert’s boobs are bigger” – Said Compa while smashing a ten dollar bill in the table, making it even more unclear which currency we use in this universe.

 

 After I grabbed the money and said “deal” so fast that I almost broke the table, Noire, who was looking at a piece of paper in her hand and muttering something to herself, came inside the store. I welcomed her before giving her a chance to do something idiotic:

 

-“Hey there Noaru! What are you looking at?”

-“Good morning Nep Nep! I decided I wanted to be more on character so I looked for a bunch of cliché anime sentences online yesterday.”

-“Oh, you like anime, desu?”- Gee I wonder who said that.

 

 Noire brought down the paper strongly and looked at Compa dead in the eye:

 

-“You’re so ahead of me! You could really teach me some annoying catchphrases some time!” – Noire smiled after saying that, only to bring the paper back up in a haste to finish – “Onee-chan Senpai…. No, that can’t be right…”

 

 I reached into my pocket to give Noire her gigantic hair net, but before she could grab it the whole place started shaking, bottles falling from the tables had Compa not grabbed them in time. A monster truck came rushing down the road, and it would have crashed with the shop had it not done a sick drift that mashed Vert’s car flat. Out from the vehicle came Blanc, who was wearing sunglasses and a king’s cape. She took off her cape in a gallant fashion, and came inside the store swinging her hips about. Once she had entered, she took her shades off and posed, a white blinding light coming from behind her:

 

-“Good morning everyone”.

-“Good morning… you… damn I always forget your name. White something?” – I asked the intruder while taking her shades and putting them on.

-“Call me nc…. Bla nc….”

-“What an overued reference”

 

 “Blanc”, as she called herself, immediately tore off her regular clothes revealing her uniform beneath.

 

-“Hey we had the same idea!” – I screamed trying to contain my anger.

-“Of course, almost everyone has dreamed of stripping me nude” – Blanc winked, which strangely made a tinkling noise and a small spark appear besides her shut eye. I was confused.

-“Woah, everybody seems so cheerful around here, desu!”- Compa said beside me. She surprised me, because I took such a long hiatus while writing this fanfic that I had completely forgotten she was standing there. – “Hey, Neppu Neppu, do you think you could hook me up for a job here, desu?”

-“Yeah, that should be no problem! Vert, who runs this place, is a lovely person! I’m sure she’ll give you a job as soon as I ask her!”

 

 

 I left Compa’s side hopping around until I arrived at Vert’s office’s door. I opened it without thinking and forgetting to knock, which I immediately regretted when I found Vert with her eyes closed and her tongue out, her cheeks deep red and sweat running down her whole body while she gently caressed the tip of each of her astoundingly large breasts with the tip of her fingers, huffing and puffing like she has been waiting to do that for days, so fully submerged in dirty and sinful pleasure that she didn’t even realize I was there.

 I’m taking about chicken breasts of course. She was getting ready to have lunch.

 

-“Aren’t you getting your fingers burnt doing that, Vert? That looks dangerous” – I said while doing an incredible amount of effort not to sound suggestive.

-“Aren’t you supposed to be wearing a mask after the reconstructive surgery you had failed to fix your face because I wrecked it so much with my fists?” – Vert said that while looking at me in a not-so-friendly way. Or maybe it was just my imagination. – “Oh no, wait. I forgot that I’m wearing my future-vision googles.”

 

 She took her future-vision googles off and approached me with a smile:

 

-“What can I help you with, Nep Nep?”

-“I’ve met this super cool chick who want to work here, can she?”

-“Oh, is that love I sense?”- She turned around and started pouring a glass of whisky. I approached and hit the bottle of whisky in the back, causing it to fall and break in the ground, spilling the beverage everywhere. Vert turned back around moving the glass back and forth, as if that did anything:

-“So? Who’s this girl?”

-“Her name’s Compa, and I hope her last name is Dre. You met her this morning.”

 

 Vert was silent for a while, dumbfounded, until she said:

 

-“You mean the girl who killed me in WoW?” – Vert went to sit back next to her lunch of fried chicken and whiskey.

-“Yep. I want you two to fight for my love.”

-“…..well, Neppu Neppu… tell your sorry excuse for a friend that if she wants to work here she will have to beat me in a fight first.”

-“I was expecting you to say that, desu.”

 I heard a voice coming from behind me. I turned only to see Compa dressed in a kickboxing uniform, carrying an arcade machine in each shoulder. She put both down violently and at the same time, causing a tremor in the shop and arcade-shaped holes in the ground.

 

-“Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat, desu?”

 

 A sudden and unexpectedly quick kick destroyed the machines before I could ask myself what the hell was going on, revealing Vert wearing a kickboxing uniform as well.

 

-“This isn’t a game anymore.” – Vert was already in a fighting position, her foot smoking. Literally. There was smoke coming out from her kicking foot for some reason. – “We either kill each other for real or you won’t get the job.”

-“HERE I GO, DESU!” – Compa jumped forward.

-“MAXIMUM EFFORT!” – Vert jumped as well, only to receive a full-force kick from Compa in her stomach, which made her fly backwards so fast she went clean through her office’s wall, right next to Noire in the kitchen, through the reception next to Blanc, out of the shop, and into a box full of explosives, which made an awfully loud noise as it went full havoc, creating an explosion bigger than the building itself, shattering all of the shop’s and the cars windows.

 

 We were left waiting for a minute or so while listening to the neighbourhood’s dogs barking and the car’s alarms. Vert finally came back limping, covered in ashes and her clothes tore almost completely apart. She approached Compa and shook her hand:

 

-“You can start tomorrow, but stop saying ‘Desu’”

-“Sweet!” – Said Compa, turning back and heading school, because she was late.

 

(End of Chapter 2)